Boozy Ed Sheeran snorts as Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn get tangled in disguise

Taylor Swift and boyfriend Joe Alwyn’s plan to dodge the popes has gone very badly … with hilarious results.

The 30-year-old star was leaving Joe’s birthday party in London with his friend Ed Sheeran.

While he notoriously hates paparazzi shots, he has come up with a plan to avoid them while they waited outside to take his picture.

Taylor and Joe hid under umbrellas and headed blindly to their car, which means that Taylor accidentally entered the side of the car because he couldn’t find the door.

He needed the help of his bodyguard, but he was otherwise busy because he had his hands full carrying his Louis Vuitton bag and also his dictionary, for some reason.

And, on the other hand, he didn’t seem too bothered by the dads, but viewers revealed that his cap was peeling off and falling on his face.

This led him to walk straight into his bodyguard as he became the last party goer to make a mistake.

He was reportedly joined by his wife, Cherry Seaborn, at the base, hosted by actor Joe at the age of 29.

The exclusive banquet was held at Bob Rob Ricard, Prince Harry’s favorite restaurant, with buttons inside that say “champagne prizes” to order champagne table service immediately.

Taylor and Joe, who rarely make public appearances together, recently attended the NME Awards at the O2 Brixton where he planted a big kiss on his English boyfriend.

Taylor attended the awards ceremony for the first time and fans were happy to see her there in person to pick up the “Best Solo Act In The World”.

The singer made a statement on the red carpet with a £ 1,500 Monse pinstripe blazer and matching shorts.

It was his actions inside the club that grabbed multiple titles after holding Joe’s head and planting a big kiss on his lips, which is at odds with their normally secret relationship.

Taylor celebrated the defeat of Lizzo, Billie Eilish, Lana Del Rey, FKA twigs, Charli XCX, Yungblud, Beck, AJ Tracey and Slowthai at the prize and was in a playful mood when he collected the gong.

He made fun of the crowd during his acceptance speech, accusing them of being too boring before revealing that he was just joking with them.

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