Clear Cyril Lignac and his spaghetti Bolognese, Top Chef welcomes Pierre Gagnaire, sixteen Michelin stars this evening, for the return of the Black Box. Take out the knives, it’ll bleed.
11:04 p.m .: We leave on it friends! Take care of yourself, stay a little with François-Régis Gaudry if you wish, a man who is also delightfully friendly to the city.
Be well, the notes arrive and remember: tomorrow, we will all be equal before the plate.
11:02 p.m .: Oh it’s already the end !!
It talks about ” box the glottis” and ” chocolate is like diamond” At the end of that, we will finally have one last chance and one eliminated. They make pleasure last.
11:01 p.m .: And they can say thank you to Chef Sarran who got the preisley hit with sweet wine.
11:00 p.m .: OOOOOOOH THE VICTORY DARROZE-SARRAN !!!
Against all expectations !!
10:55 p.m .: AND THE PUUUUUUB AT THE WORST OF MOMEEEENTS !!
Arf, they are fucking M6 strong. We can’t pick up.
22.54: Come on, make way for the verdict. Like that there, I put a piece on the blue-purple team of chefs Pairet and Etchebest.
10.52 p.m .: Disappointed looks when the guys learn that it’s just a cream of corn … It looks like they just learned that Mickaël Pagis arrives at the winter transfer window.
10:50 p.m .: We love Pierre Gagnaire because he is very kind. So he did not bite his teeth at Jürgen Klopp.
10:48 p.m .: The training of the “orange” team is rather faithful to the initial dish of Pierre Gagnaire, apart, of course, the onion chips, replaced by a Saint-Jacques crisps.
A scallop chip. It makes no sense to write this.
10:46 p.m .: YELLOW BEET PURÉE !!!!
Mallory is completely brooding. He hops even more than Robert Kidiaba.
10:45 p.m .: And the oil cake above.
10:44 p.m .: @Said
” They send the semi-blind on the visual?”
Hahaha it’s shameful.
10:43 p.m .: They watch a dish where they play musical chairs, there?
10:42 p.m .: Mory and Mallory spin in the ON black box to see Pierre Gagnaire’s dish!
Twenty seconds, top time!
10:40 p.m .: Chef Etchebest in the kitchen is scary, he weaves between the tables as if he wanted to find someone to cut his throat for the evening meal.
10:39 p.m .: At the time, we took less head, anyway.
10:37 p.m .: Taste a Priesley Kimpembe of Saint-Jacques by hand, what a beautiful tribute.
10:35 p.m .: Chefs Pairet and Etchebest spin in the black box!
Etchebest recognizes oysters, foie gras, oil cake and scallops. What a G.O.A.T, damn it. He is really too strong.
10:33 p.m .: Fuck but I haven’t seen anything so messy since Stéphane Jobard’s compositions.
10:32 p.m .: ” We’re going to go on … ”
10:29 p.m .: AH BUT THE CHEFS COOK ???
Awesome. Always a pleasure to see the coaches putting on their crampons.
10:28 p.m .: Real worry about the chips for everyone. Nobody gets it onion.
10:25 p.m .: The chefs in the black box:
10:24 p.m .: We’re all going to have nightmares with her laughter, though.
10:22 p.m .: “My cuisine is simple in production, but complicated in assembly. And that’s what I’ve been doing for fifty years (laughs).”
Pierre Gagnaire is Suaudeau, in fact.
10:22 p.m .: And hop, we scald the cakes. Sorry, Brigitte.
9:21 p.m .: “And there was a long thing there that threw me in the mouth.– David, 2020.
10:20 p.m .: Hahaha Mallory who doesn’t understand anything, well you surprise me.
10:18 p.m .: Adrien, who recognized Saint-Jacques, is very very strong.
Kostas is decidedly at the top. By cons pass next to the meal, it’s hot.
10:16 p.m .: Pierre Gagnaire’s smile:
10:15 p.m .: Winner, he cooks stuff that I had no idea existed. With his Elvis priestley of Saint-Jacques, there.
10:14 p.m .: Haven’t you identified the onion-potato crisps, David? Ah the tocard …
10:13 p.m .: Yes @ patchap40 ! Popular culture, mess. Huge work.
10:12 p.m .: Damn, I just had a flash of Nabilla inLove is blind.
10:11 p.m .: Diego is a mental patient, he is ready to go to war. He goes to the black box with David for two minutes.
10:10 p.m .: Advantage Mallory, he is already half blind.
10:09 p.m .: BUT STOP ADDING BORDEL STUFF.
The guy swings false mushroom tracks on the sides. How do you want to recognize it all in the dark ???
10:07 p.m .: MDR. It’s impossible. Crab, oyster, foie gras, beet juice, corn cream …
He just put all of his Christmas leftovers, actually.
10:06 p.m .: Imagine the kids !! Meeting Pierre Gagnaire is like kissing George Best, it must be crazy.
10:05 p.m .: @Said
1: Adrien smoked the salad
2: Justine smoked the salad ”
3: Adrien smoked everyone.
10:04 p.m .: This is it, here we are.
THE BLACK BOX.
It looks like the monolith in2001 the Space Odyssey.
22:01: In real Jean-Phi it’s a scandal, the guy blew himself up on the third show and comes back on a salad. Biggest robbery since Bruno Guimarães.
22h00: It is cruel for Gratien who blows himself up by an old eliminated … Terrible, terrible. But great journey for an accountant kid out of Objectif Top Chef, we do not forget.
9:59 p.m .: YES THE BALLOTINE OF JEAN-PHILIPPE THAT ALLOWS HER TO COME BACK IN THE ADVENTURE!
The power of the ballotine, damn!
9:56 p.m .: @Omar Listening
“Nastasia, AKA “I revisited it but to the Asian””
AkaSo here I add yuzu …”
9:54 p.m .: This is the advertisement for you, for us and for Cristiano.
9:53 p.m .: AAAAAAAH MORY PAAAAAAASSE !!!! Come on !
Gratien’s greedy greenery remains on the list, and can be blown up by the best of the former candidates.
9:52 p.m .: @ brother tuck
“Adrien, his plate is magnificent! A little scared about the combination of tastes, but what a visual!”
And yes the favorite for Adrien, well seen !! Champion my @brother.
9:51 p.m .: Regarding Justine’s plate, the performance is praised, especially its jelly, but the whole is too salty. Assessment: normally, we are saved. Yeah, it’s a slam.
9.49 p.m .: When we talk to you about eating salad:
9.47 p.m .: The guys they cooked oxen listening to yoga music and fish massaged every morning, but it’s Adrien who sends “one of the dishes of the seasonWith its green salad. Superb.
It’s like Robert Huth is named player of the season in the Premier League.
9.45 p.m .: @Omar Listening
Olala the spinach controversy in the salad category …
9.44 p.m .: “It can be a large dish if it is reworked.It looks like we’re talking about Jérémy Ménez.
9:43 p.m .: OUCH. The chefs do not find the iodine promised by Mory in its title. It doesn’t smell good at all.
9:42 p.m .: “I should have taken a deep plate, it’s because of my inexperience.”
Only in Top Chef can you hear this sentence.
9.41 p.m .: Let’s go for the tasting. I’m afraid for my Mory.
We start with Gratien and its “gourmet greenery”, not necessarily super tasty, due to the lack of coulis.
9:39 p.m .: Sorry to have doubted: this is magnificent.
9:37 p.m .: The little genius therefore wants to reconstitute a lettuce with stuffing inside. Okay, Joker Smurf.
9:36 p.m .: Okay, here we are silent. Because it’s Mory, it’s GOAT.
9:34 p.m .: “Little sweetie, I’m going to come smoke it.It seems that Serge Aurier said the same thing before ending on Périscope.
9:32 p.m .: Beware of our phlegmatic Adrien who is going to smoke his fir candy. Arugula coulis, I say yes, and a small bread crisps, shrimps, fish eggs … Be careful because it must remain a salad dish, man. Beware of the off-topic!
9:30 p.m .: Sucrose for Gratien! Yes kid, good choice. By cons, the curly to make your mess, it’s no. We want a nice green on the plate, nice texture, very smooth.
9:28 p.m .: Know that in my life I have three dreams: to jump in a parachute, to score in the World Cup final, and to immerse my green salad in ice water after cooking to preserve the chlorophyll.
9:27 p.m .: Braised sweet, watercress and peanut condiment. Hop. Void, void, void.
9:25 p.m .: Nastasia has Macheda syndrome: an incredible first copy, and it collapses behind. Not a kopek on his return.
11:24 p.m .: It’s as lunar as the Pablo Correa compos, the guy wrings his lettuce before putting it in a bowl to give it a rounded shape. And behind it he sprinkles his circles in the pan as if it were a piece of meat, it’s incredible.
10:23 p.m .: OH YES THE RETURN OF THE BALLOTINE OUIIIII !!!
Go all behind Jean-Phi !! Go ahead champion!
9:22 p.m .: So sorry but Jean-Philippe, what is he doing there? He left six episodes ago and he has a chance to come back, let’s be serious …
9:21 p.m .: To freeze the heart of your game you have the choice between agar-agar and N’Golo Kanté.
9:20 p.m .: Justine leaves on a rocket jelly, it makes NO sense.
9:18 p.m .: Top 3 salad in the comments, right away.
1 – Iceberg
2 – Sucrine
3 – Blond oak
And chews, it gives off very far.
9:16 p.m .: OH THE TEST IS ON THE SALAD! What a strange idea.
9:15 p.m .: And we do remember that Samuel, last year, won after being drafted in an event like this. Take this, Coutinho.
9:14 p.m .: Mory, Adrien and Gratien will therefore face Justine, Nastasia and Jean-Philippe as a last chance. It doesn’t smell good for Gratien, honestly. I’m not saying it too loud because it seems he reads us.
9:12 p.m .: Olala the three eliminated who return to beat the candidates at the last chance, damn it … Justine who returns would be worse than the arrival of Fiorèse at OM.
9:11 p.m .: AND ZÉÉÉÉÉ PARTIIII !!!!!
TOP TO THE CALFSKIN!
9:09 p.m .: You and your dad watching TV while waiting for Mory:
9:05 p.m .: For newbies: it is VERY IMPORTANT to eat well before Top Chef. Otherwise we never get to the end without putting on a snack, like Bounty or worse, Mars. At my house this evening it was homemade lasagna prepared by kindergarten, a delight. Hi Mom.
And you ?
9:03 p.m .: AAAAAAH. Look at Stéphane Rotenberg’s little trunk in the lower left, there.
We come, we come.
9:01 p.m .: Get me out of there.
8:58 p.m .: I have never spent so much time in my life in front ofScenes of households. Liliane is a fascinating character.
8:55 p.m .: The evening stakes are simple, friends: honor King Pelé. Pierre Gagnaire, a gus who charges 16 Michelin stars, advances on the lawn of the show having concocted a dish SPECIALLY CREATED FOR CANDIDATES, which they will have to taste in our friend the Black Box, before reproducing it at the identical.
Basically: it’s dark, you play colin-maillard, Ronaldinho passes by while dribbling and you have to do the same thing again. Quiet.
And before that, we will still have the right to the test of the last chance that was amputated last week, with the specter of a potential return of former candidates, including Justine. Hold my hand, we’ll get there, no reason to be afraid.
8.50pm: Hello frogs! The fries? Once is not custom, we meet tonight for a little Live of families of the last batch offered by Top Chef, one of the few shows to satisfy us still more than an hour of program (HUMHUM KOH- LANTA). There it will be something other than the boilies of Cyril Lignac at 19h, you will see.
So in the meantime, this is the worst video of humanity, right in front of the clip ofWaka Wakawhich begins with Grosso’s penalty.
By Théo Denmat Pokora