From the Hardwood to the Gridiron: Reimagining the Celtics as a Football Team
Super Bowl Sunday got us thinking: what if the Boston Celtics traded their sneakers for cleats? It’s a fun thought experiment and one that reveals a lot about the players’ strengths and on-court personas. While Baylor Scheierman’s high school quarterback experience is well-known, assigning football positions based on “vibes and creativity” opens up a fascinating discussion.
The Offensive Powerhouse: Brown and Tatum
Jaylen Brown’s blend of finesse and power immediately evokes the image of a dynamic running back. His ability to break tackles and accelerate through defenses translates seamlessly to the football field. Alternatively, his mobility could make him a viable quarterback. Jayson Tatum, embodies the classic pocket passer. He’s a calculated playmaker, comfortable directing the offense from a stationary position, much like how he orchestrates the Celtics’ attack.
Defensive Stalwarts and Agile Playmakers
Derrick White’s defensive prowess suggests a role as either a shutdown corner or a versatile safety, capable of covering a lot of ground. Payton Pritchard’s calm demeanor and ability to navigate tight spaces make him an intriguing prospect as a slot receiver. His quick thinking and agility would be valuable assets in the passing game.
The Front Line and Emerging Talent
The Celtics’ huge men naturally lend themselves to roles on the offensive and defensive lines. Neemias Queta, Luke Kornet, and Kristaps Porziņģis possess the size and strength to excel as linemen. Hugo González’s potential could translate to a linebacker or tight end position, offering a blend of physicality and athleticism. Jordan Walsh could also fill a wide receiver role.
The Specialists and Veteran Presence
Assigning Sam Hauser a specific football position is tricky, but kicker feels like a fitting role, capitalizing on his shooting accuracy. Looking back at former players, Kendrick Perkins as a left tackle is a perfect fit – a dominant force protecting the quarterback’s blindside.
The Evolving Role of Baylor Scheierman
Baylor Scheierman’s journey with the Celtics has been one of adaptation. Initially competing for bench minutes with Hugo González and Jordan Walsh, Scheierman has found his role through consistent shooting and defensive versatility. He recently posted 16 points and five rebounds in a win over the Kings, demonstrating his growing impact. Opposing benches often target him with heckling, a testament to his ability to draw attention, and he embraces the challenge, relishing the opportunity to prove them wrong.
Scheierman’s Defensive Growth
Coach Joe Mazzulla has consistently praised Scheierman’s defensive improvements, highlighting his “defensive physicality and in the system.” This growth in defensive confidence has been key to building trust with the coaching staff. Despite shooting 52.6% from three-point range, it’s his defensive contributions that have solidified his place in the rotation.
FAQ
Q: What position did Baylor Scheierman play in high school?
A: He was a quarterback.
Q: Who has been competing for minutes alongside Scheierman?
A: Hugo González and Jordan Walsh.
Q: What has been a key area of improvement for Scheierman?
A: His defensive versatility and physicality.
Q: Why do opposing benches often heckle Scheierman?
A: He says it’s due to his uncommon background and appearance.
Now it’s your turn! Share your Celtics-as-football-team lineups in the comments below. Let’s see your creativity and basketball knowledge shine!
