On Thursday, Attorney General William Barr, aka Evil Fred Flintstone, made a tirade for his lover / friend / friend President Donald Trump.
President Trump “never asked me to do anything in a criminal case” but he should stop tweeting about the Justice Department because his tweets “make it impossible for me to do my job,” Barr said during a session.down interview with ABC news.
While the words may seem strong and all the other major news agencies have taken the bait, let’s go back a little bit to see what brought us here. Earlier this week, it was announced that F. Stone (Trump’s friend) Roger Stone was looking at poker for 7 to 9 years. Stone was being tried for all sorts of cruel and cruel shit, including don’t be a wizard and wear a fucking top hat. However, it was the Justice Department attorneys who recommended Stone’s sentence. Well, Trump got quiet, and considering that his face is painted orange, literally meaningless means that the president looked like a goddamn puffer fish. However, the incompetent fucking face in the White House has done what most white men do when they get angry: Hand sent a tweet in harsh words, blowing up the DOJ for what he considered a harsh sentence.
Within 24 hours, it emerged that the DOJ was trying to reduce the sentence and all four lawyers who were prosecuting the case had resigned, noting that this was shit they didn’t want to be part of.
Trump then made a victory lap, thanking the DOJ and even thanking John Goodman’s face for doing the right thing.
The Democrats in the House were all “Dude, this is bullshit straight” and summoned the male-Roseanne Barr to come and say all this in front of them. Under. Oath.
Come back fast on Thursday. The devil Fred Flintstone does this bullshit interview where it’s hard he speaks to the president and acts as if his relationship with Trump was not a white nationalist #couplegoals.
“I think it’s time to stop tweeting about the Justice Department’s criminal cases,” Barr told ABC News correspondent Pierre Thomas.
And then he went to the president’s jugular consulate: “I won’t be bullied or influenced by anyone … whether it’s Congress, a newspaper editorial board or the president,” Barr said. “I will do what I think is right. And you know… I can’t do my job here at the department with a constant background comment that turns me upside down. “
But here’s the thing that everyone seems to be missing: Tthe president didn’t cut it. In fact, Barr and Trump are in alignment, so where does all this “hard talk” come from?
Trump thought that Stone’s sentence was too harsh and Barr agreed and the DOJ, which Barr runs, is trying to reduce Stone’s sentence. The people who are at odds are the lawyers who left and Barr / Trump who knelt on them. Trump and Barr are part of the same team. Barr is Trump’s Michael Jordan’s Scottie Pippen if Jordan and Pippen were nationalist white baseball players. Barr’s interview was political theater and not even good political theater; this was Tyler Perry’s first political theater.
Barr fiercely defended his actions, arguing that the reversal of Stone’s rulings had nothing to do with the president or his friendship with Stone or the president’s tweet that said “Hey, Barr, correct this miscarriage of justice!”
When asked directly if he had a problem with the president’s tweets, Barr replied: “Yes. Well, I have a problem with some of the tweets. As I said at my confirmation hearing, I think the essential role of the attorney general is to keep the law enforcement, the sacrosanct criminal trial to make sure there is no political interference in it. And I did and will continue to do it, “adding,” And I’m happy to say, in fact the President never asked me to do anything in a criminal case. “
What Barr meant was: “Yes, I have a problem with the President’s tweets as he continues to make our private relations public while we haven’t talked about making it official on Facebook!”
A few hours after the interview on Thursday, the White House issued a statement stating that the president has the right to tweet just like any other private citizen because for some reason they don’t recognize that he is the damned president.
“The president hasn’t been bothered at all by the comments and has the right, just like any American citizen, to publicly offer his views,” said White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham.
“President Trump uses social media very effectively to fight for the American people against injustice in our country, including fake news. The president has full confidence and confidence in Attorney General Barr to do his job and comply with the law. “.
Of course it does.