USL Championship Power Ranking: Team “Temperatures” for 2026

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As the year comes to an end, and we start looking ahead to the 2026 USL Championship season, how is the theoretical temperature of your club looking? 

We think we have the answer. 

Based on a brilliant idea by ESPN’s Bradford Doolittle, we’re going to use a little math to determine which teams are approaching boiling point, and which are cooling off after their absence from the postseason over the last couple of years. 

Here’s how it works: The starting temperature for each club at the inception of its tenure in the USL Championship – see 2011 for the Charleston Battery, Orange County SC and Pittsburgh Riverhounds SC, or 2015 for Louisville City FC and 2024 for Rhode Island FC – is 72 degrees Fahrenheit, or room temperature. 

From there, each club gains heat from its on-field achievements each season, now including success in the USL Cup as a bonus side-quest – good news, Hartford Athletic. 

  • Finish above .500: +5 degrees 

  • Earn 59 percent of available regular season points: +3 degrees 

  • Reach the USL Cup Knockout Stage: +2 degrees 

  • Each USL Cup Knockout Stage Win: +2 degrees 

  • USL Cup Runner-Up: +10 degrees 

  • USL Cup Winner: +15 degrees 

  • Reach the Playoffs: +2 degrees 

  • Each Playoff Win: +2 degrees 

  • USL Championship Final Runner-Up: +15 degrees 

  • USL Championship Final Winner: +25 degrees 

After that’s been calculated, the next season’s beginning temperature is 90.85% of the previous season’s total, and teams continue to accumulate – or not – based on their success. 

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As the year comes to an end, and we start looking ahead to the 2026 USL Championship season, how is the theoretical temperature of your club looking? 

We think we have the answer. 

Based on a brilliant idea by ESPN’s Bradford Doolittle, we’re going to use a little math to determine which teams are approaching boiling point, and which are cooling off after their absence from the postseason over the last couple of years. 

Here’s how it works: The starting temperature for each club at the inception of its tenure in the USL Championship – see 2011 for the Charleston Battery, Orange County SC and Pittsburgh Riverhounds SC, or 2015 for Louisville City FC and 2024 for Rhode Island FC – is 72 degrees Fahrenheit, or room temperature. 

From there, each club gains heat from its on-field achievements each season, now including success in the USL Cup as a bonus side-quest – good news, Hartford Athletic. 

  • Finish above .500: +5 degrees 

  • Earn 59 percent of available regular season points: +3 degrees 

  • Reach the USL Cup Knockout Stage: +2 degrees 

  • Each USL Cup Knockout Stage Win: +2 degrees 

  • USL Cup Runner-Up: +10 degrees 

  • USL Cup Winner: +15 degrees 

  • Reach the Playoffs: +2 degrees 

  • Each Playoff Win: +2 degrees 

  • USL Championship Final Runner-Up: +15 degrees 

  • USL Championship Final Winner: +25 degrees 

After that’s been calculated, the next season’s beginning temperature is 90.85% of the previous season’s total, and teams continue to accumulate – or not – based on their success. 

Got it? Good. 

Here we go.

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